At Niftythreads.com, we're committed to bringing you the coolest clothes at the lowest prices. We also try to keep the shipping charges reasonable. We've hired a team of monkeys to put the Niftythreads in boxes and ship them straight to you. We think it will cut down on the "handling" costs.

Here's how it breaks down:

$4.50 shipping for orders up to $10, then an additional dollar for each additional $10, culminating with a charge of $8.50 for orders between $40 and $49.99.

Not bad, you say? Well read on.

When you really get serious about your fashion, and decide to purchase several items, your shipping just might be FREE. That's because WE pay the full shipping amount on any order over $50. So when you see your shopping cart total getting close to $50, be sure to pick another item - and you'll actually be saving money, since the shipping will be on us.

If you're purchasing from outside the United States, you'll have to cover shipping charges to your country. Contact us for details.

ABOUT SIZES

At Niftythreads.com, we bring you the coolest vintage, retro, and old school gear. But when you shop with us, keep in mind that sizes of yesteryear are a little smaller than our sizes today. (we're much fatter these days) We've learned this lesson after years of experience, always thinking we've found the perfect shirt or righteous cords, only to find that they would have fit us a lot better when we were 15.

If you wear a small, know that the old size smalls will probably fit a little tighter, while the old size mediums might fit you pretty well, too. If you wear a large, know that an older large item will fit, but maybe a little snug, and an extra-large will also fit you pretty well. If you like your clothes baggy, and we know you do, then don't hesitate to go up a size. Just because our parents wore really cool clothes doesn't mean we have to wear their clothes as gosh-darn tight as they did. (Ladies, here's an exception for you. Please feel free to wear the clothing as tight as you possibly can).

"But what if I buy something and it just doesn't fit?", you say. Not to worry, nifty shopper. We realize that buying older clothing, and buying over the internet may create some concern about getting the right size. So our policy is easy: buy the items, and if they don't fit, you can return them within 30 days for a full exchange or refund.

RETURNS

We gladly accept the return of any purchased item within 30 days. You must provide the article's item number with the return.

We cannot accept returned items that have been soiled or altered.

PHILOSOPHY

At Niftythreads.com, we have but one humble goal: world domination. So we're not just selling threads, we're selling style, for the globe.

First of all, we think that fashion is the costume for the mind. What's inside you might change as often as you change your drawers, or, maybe even more often than that. So why not keep the world up to date on what's going on inside your noggin? That's what Niftythreads is all about.

We don't limit our selection to any one genre of expression. In fact, we encourage you to mix and match, to specialize your expression, and to create new combinations for your daily representations of self. We draw upon the infinite variations that have come to us from the past 60 or so years, so that your outside appearance isn't confined any more than your inward ability to re-create how you feel. And do it over and over.

What does all of this say about us? Simple. We created Niftythreads as much for ourselves as for you. We're bored with corporate America and we're bored with pretending that we don't care. We want to be ourselves; fit into whatever mold strikes our fancy, or just create a new mold and not care what the boardrooms are saying. We think you're here because you want the same thing.

And speaking of mold, there's one topic that really stands above the rest on the Niftythreads agenda: cheese. Cheese is the universal elixir; the ambrosia for our day. And so many choices - wow - the new millenium will be dominated by the quest to create the perfect cheese.

We think cheese will become the world's currency very soon. Watered-down nacho cheese from 7-11 nacho machines will be like pennies, while authentic American cheese slices, complete with 10 oz. of milk in every slice, will become our dollars. You'll pull out your wallet and hand the gas station attendant a 20-cheese-slice package. He'll give you a curd of limberger for your change. Maybe you'll find an old mozzarella stick on the sidewalk and you'll cash that baby in for some jack. Literally!

The site is a monument to cheese. It's a monument to fashion. It's a monument to outfitting a world full of people who are comfortable with who they are, and want to express it. We have a sense of humor. We think it all tastes great.

Thanks for joining the Niftythreads revolution. Send your friends and neighbors this way, and tell them that the future of fashion is in the Niftythreads movement. And then, if you're feeling really generous for all that we've done for you, don't hesitate to send us some cheese.

Team Niftythreads

LEGAL DISCLAIMERS AND MUMBO JUMBO

You knew this was coming, right?

Niftythreads.com is a limited liability company. We reserve the right to limit jurisdictions in which we transact business. Any and all users, entities, customers, and other persons or interests who may assert any claims against Niftythreads or any of its interests expressly agrees, by the use of Niftythreads' website and/or services and/or products, to the resolution of said claims via arbitration, to occur within the jurisdictional confines of Utah County, Utah, United States of America. Should any dispute arise as to the applicability or limitations of law imposed or claimed to be imposed upon Niftythreads, said dispute shall be governed by the operation of Utah law, State of Utah, United States of America. Operation of the Niftythreads website and Niftythreads' implied or expressed offer(s) to provide goods, services, content, and other related materials shall not be construed as an invitation to partake of such in any jurisdiction where such is deemed harmful and/or unlawful, for whatever reason. Niftythreads expressly disclaims any liability for another's use of Niftythreads goods, services, content, and other related materials in such a circumstance. Niftythreads expressly disclaims any warranty for safety, usefulness, fitness, and/or fitness for a particular purpose for any tangible item or intangible element, whether it be property or service or any other good or thing, and states that all goods and services offered into the stream of commerce are offered for the exclusive purpose of making the world a happier place. Whether that occurs or not is up to you, and Niftythreads will not be liable for any contrary result. Niftythreads reserves the right to enforce any and all policies with regard to the use of the articles it sells, and any person caught engaging in acts of negligent outfitting, poor fashion, and/or other acts or omissions contrary to the philosophies and intent of Niftythreads shall have his/her Niftythreads revoked without warning. Niftythreads expressly disclaims and refuses any third-party liability arising out of another's use or misuse of Niftythreads goods or services, including but not limited to the failure to dress onesself like a nifty dude or chick, notwithstanding all that we've done to help you out. Can't we all just get along?